Policy · Satire
Government celebrates 40 GWh of artist’s impressions
New investment brings total rendered capacity to a European record.
A fictional government department has welcomed a major expansion in domestic battery manufacturing imagery.
The new facility will support up to 3,000 illustrated jobs, with additional opportunities for people walking purposefully across the foreground.
“These are high-quality jobs,” said a minister. “You can tell because everyone in the picture is wearing a hard hat.”
The development has already exceeded its landscaping targets and is expected to achieve net zero shadows by the next rendering.
A spokesperson confirmed that planning permission would be sought once the preferred camera angle had been agreed.
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